Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

Bleh, I guess I -should- make one of these. Why? I have no clue.

I'm a 12 year old boy, that sits all day on the computer and pretends he's cool. I often masturbate to shemale and furry pronography and... wait, what? NO! That's not what I meant... I MEANT... Ugh.
YES! I was quoting what a friend said the other day! YEAH! It was HIM, not me! DO you believe me? No? Tough luck.

Ugh.
Kayz, My name is Jayden(Not really), and I'm 17 years old(also bullshit). I live in Australia('tis true). I am unemployed(full-time job) and I'm a really nice person(go figure) once you get to know me. I absolutely adore pissing people off, and it's probably my favourite past-time activity when I have nothing better to do.. which is most of the time, if I might add.

I don't really care what you think of me, but let it be known, that I don't like you.

Why am I here? I don't know... GunZ I guess.
I don't play GunZ aymore, I quit a couple of months ago. Even though I don't play anymore, I consider myself and accomplished G00nZer. I've played iGunZ, hacked iGunZ, playr ijji, hacked ijji, played private servers, hacked private servers, setup private servers, closed private servers the following day, etc etc.
Gawsh, why am I still typing this? >..>
I'm also an anime fan. I may not have watched as many animes as most of you no-lifers sitting at home with KFC buckets watching anime, but I have a good knowledge of it.
I'm an amateur GFXer, doing ezstuffz, that always have something wrong with them... but whatever, if I like it, it's good enough.
Meh, I can;t think of much else I wanna share with you 'lovely' people, so I'm gonna hit the 'send' button and go see what's in the fridge.

Kayz, My name is Jayden(Not really), and I'm 17 years old(also bullshit). I live in Australia('tis true). I am unemployed(full-time job) and I'm a really nice person(go figure) once you get to know me

You're a really nice person once we get to know you?
Makes sense that the only people who like you have to be close friends.
Full-time job? Seriously? Why do you have time to come here and attempt trolling?

I'm also an anime fan. I may not have watched as many animes as most of you no-lifers sitting at home with KFC buckets watching anime, but I have a good knowledge of it.

I almost wish I were in that no-lifer part with 100% anime view-time and free KFC, but no, the world isn't that kind.
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What knowledge? I don't think there's such a thing as "anime knowledge".
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Its like storybooks. You know what they are, you know what its made of.
But unless you've read through it, you don't really know what its about.
Merely glancing at the cover and reading the synopsis isn't enough.
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Anime shares many of those traits. We know what it is. We know what its made off.
But unless you've watched through one, you don't really know what its about.
Merely glancing at the name and reading the description isn't enough.

I'm a 12 year old boy, that sits all day on the computer and pretends he's cool. I often masturbate to shemale and furry pronography and... wait, what? NO! That's not what I meant... I MEANT... Ugh.
YES! I was quoting what a friend said the other day! YEAH! It was HIM, not me! DO you believe me? No? Tough luck.

Masturbating to shemales. Shemales aren't really all that bad(in hentai, not porn), but ofc, no one can really masturbate to them. Furry porn kills real furries. And spelling "pornography" wrong does too.

I don't really care what you think of me, but let it be known, that I don't like you.

I have no actual opinion on other people on-line.
I can only judge their ability, skill, talent or effort.
I can't say your some 40 year old nerd who spends his day in front of pixels and mcdonald's.
But I can say if you fail, succeed, or indeed, are able to do something well, or not.



Well, if that's it...OH NO WAIT.
There's this.

Bleh, I guess I -should- make one of these. Why? I have no clue.

You need more attention, I suppose. Attention-seekers don't know they're doing what they do.



Well, I've made the effort to read through that text wall.
If there's any honest part, it would be the one about being nice if we knew you.
Fine then, how about this, I'll stop attacking this forum with my logic.
And you too, can stop attacking everyone, and we'll all try to get along?

I know I'm a sadistic he-bitch, but even I have to consider initiatives to continuous wars.

I'm being really honest, I actually like you =D.
Thanks for pointing out numerous things in my thread, calling me an attention whore, insinuating that I'm a 40 year old man, sitting in front of the computer all day and eating McDonalds.

Now, a few replies, cause obviously you're a bit confused about certain details about me.
Yes, I do have a full-time job. I work as a cabinet-maker. However, it's mid-week, and I have nothing better to do rather then go around pissing people off.
I'm not 40 either, I'm 19.

Oh, and there's one little thing that always ticks me off in your posts. Why do you always have to be so serious? It's the interweb.
='[ U MAKE ME SADZ D:<

Why does everyone say that? ._.
This is how I normally type unless I'm trying to act cute.
My chat style attracts lil girls. (I'm serious, it does, 90% of my msn contacts are lolicons)
I'm a bisexual/lolita-pedo, so this works for me.


I r not being serious D: <- Attempted cute-ish-ness.
Fail.

PinkDrops wrote:Why does everyone say that? ._.
This is how I normally type unless I'm trying to act cute.
My chat style attracts lil girls. (I'm serious, it does, 90% of my msn contacts are lolicons)
I'm a bisexual/lolita-pedo, so this works for me.


I r not being serious D: <- Attempted cute-ish-ness.
Fail.

I don't like you for any other reason than the fact that you turn everything into lulz =D.

God why did I read all that lol

Aw well I guess welcome even if you already trolled abit

also... I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!

figroll wrote:God why did I read all that lol

Aw well I guess welcome even if you already trolled abit

also... I'M A COP YOU IDIOT!!

Oh no officer, please don't frisk me.

I'm going to ask you some questions....

DO IT!! DO IT NAOOOOOOOOO!

i like him :O

PinkDrops wrote:Why does everyone say that? ._.
This is how I normally type unless I'm trying to act cute.
My chat style attracts lil girls. (I'm serious, it does, 90% of my msn contacts are lolicons)
I'm a bisexual/lolita-pedo, so this works for me.


I r not being serious D: <- Attempted cute-ish-ness.
Fail.

so your a pedopheliac anime freak? o.o

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